Well, here it comes. There is no other piece of technology that has so changed my life. I purchased the original iPhone the day it was released. I waited in line for hours at the AT&T store. It has radically changed the way I work... Basically, I never stop working. I now have access to my email and the web 24/7. I have to physically leave the thing at home when we go out to dinner. Tina calls it my “girlfriend”.

It’s just so darn easy to use. You get the full internet, full rich text email, a really nice iPod, and, now, you’ll be able to download 3rd party applications to it. I already use it to read my Bible (paper Bibles are sooo last century). You can watch YouTube videos on it. Avery will play with it for hours, and it has saved many a meal out from total destruction as the result of child meltdown.

Well, it’s time for a new model. The new model will be faster, have better battery life and GPS! Yeah... Now I won’t get lost while I’m surfing the web on my iPhone, answering email, and driving all at the same time...

Seriously, the iPhone is about the coolest invention ever...